讯阳文艺网英语笑话幽默轻松一刻？
1. I’m not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我对微信并不上瘾。我只在有空时玩微信。主要是在午饭时间、休息时间、睡前时间、这些时间、那些时间、任何时间和所有时间玩玩而已。(这里主要利用time来达到幽默的效果，仔细体会一下英文哦!)
2. I hate two-faced people.It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.我最恨两面派，因为我不知道先扇哪边的脸，这让我很为难。
3.When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.当一个女人说“什么?”，这不是因为她没听见你说什么。她只是在给你一个机会来收回你刚刚所说的话。
英语笑话简短爆笑？
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.”
The next class the professor handed the tests back…
